Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
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In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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