there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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