Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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