i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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