So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
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If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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