Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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