Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
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I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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