What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I'm sobbing to NWA
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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