do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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