i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
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I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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