no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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