i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
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