I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
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His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
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Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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