This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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