I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
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Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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