do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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