I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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