Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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