But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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