Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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