dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I lost the right to judge tonight
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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