I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
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Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
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After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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