i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
