Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
now i know why i became what i already was.
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i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
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Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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