quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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