I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
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cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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