and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
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Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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