Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
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the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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