is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
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It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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