Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
