Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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