A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
I want to make a zoo with you.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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