At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
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Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
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I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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