At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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