I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Fuck appropriateness.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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