Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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