ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
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