he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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