yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
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We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
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Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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