I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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