is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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