So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
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They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
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Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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