There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
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I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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