It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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