You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
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they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
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I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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