I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
In America we eat man semen.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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