Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
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I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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