first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Just high enough for therapy.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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