i can't believe i had my finger in that
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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