its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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