Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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