I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Help me help you realize you are a moron
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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