Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
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get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
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After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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