On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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