Hey man sorry I got all grabby
North Korea, Best Korea!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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