what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
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And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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